{"id":1246,"date":"2012-04-21T23:00:23","date_gmt":"2012-04-21T21:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/film-mag.net\/wp\/?p=1246"},"modified":"2025-10-06T12:23:45","modified_gmt":"2025-10-06T10:23:45","slug":"moram-vam-reci-muke-po-telemachu-strast-do-telemacha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/film-mag.net\/wp\/?p=1246","title":{"rendered":"Moram vam re\u0107i: MUKE PO TELEMACHU [Vendi Juki\u0107 Bu\u010da]"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_1249\" style=\"width: 577px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/film-mag.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/moram_vam_reci_telemach.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1249\" class=\" wp-image-1249 \" title=\"Moram vam re\u0107i: Muke po Telemachu. Foto: VJB.\" src=\"http:\/\/film-mag.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/moram_vam_reci_telemach.jpg\" alt=\"Moram vam re\u0107i: Muke po Telemachu. Foto: VJB.\" width=\"567\" height=\"329\" srcset=\"http:\/\/film-mag.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/moram_vam_reci_telemach.jpg 709w, http:\/\/film-mag.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/moram_vam_reci_telemach-300x173.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 567px) 100vw, 567px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1249\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Moram vam re\u0107i: Muke po Telemachu. Foto: VJB.<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Jedva \u010dekate u Europu? Slovenija je ve\u0107 tamo. A ja sam u Sloveniji. I sve je OK, \u0161to se ti\u010de bitnih stvari, \u010dak me ni skupo\u0107a ne slama (do\u0107i \u0107e to i u Hrvatsku), ali tu su male stvari koje mogu zagor\u010dati \u017eivot. \u0160to, Internet da je mala stvar?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Dakle, <em>eno vpra\u0161anje<\/em> (pitanje) &#8211; kako bi vam bilo da ste 6 (slovima: \u0161est) dana bez interneta, koji redovito pla\u0107ate u banci jer ne mo\u017eete platiti putem interneta! To zna\u010di \u0161est dana zvanja <em>brezpla\u010dne \u0161tevilke<\/em>, svaki put obja\u0161njavaju\u0107i situaciju, na stranom jeziku, to jest, rukama i nogama :), i svaki put vam ka\u017eu <em>Poklicali bomo vas, Ampak<\/em> taj poziv ne primate!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ono \u0161to mi se onda desilo, grani\u010di s uljudno\u0161\u0107u (i s moje i njihove strane). Dakle, &#8216;izbediran&#8217; zbog interneta, predaje\u0161 se utjehi televizije i zakupi\u0161 jo\u0161 jedan digitalni prijemnik, uz onaj u dnevnoj sobi. Ni jedna soba bez televizije! <em>Lahko pla\u0107a\u0161<\/em>, jer ti roditelji (koji ne gledaju TV, a pla\u0107aju pretplatu), \u0161alju koji euro iz <em>Hrva\u0161ke<\/em> :). I <em>seveda,<\/em> ne mo\u017ee\u0161 kao podstanar oti\u0107i po taj prijemnik, nego mora\u0161 gnjaviti vlasnika da ide po njega (nada\u0161 se da ti ne\u0107e povisiti stanarinu \ud83d\ude42 i kad on to u\u010dini, ukop\u010da\u0161, a prijemnik ne radi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Zove\u0161 to podjetje <em>vredno zaupanja<\/em> i oni \u0161alju tehni\u010dara da <em>opravi problem<\/em>. <em>Tehnik<\/em> dolazi, sjeda za novi iMac (zbog kojeg \u0107e starci jesti radi\u010d sljede\u0107ih \u0161est mjeseci) i uvjerava te da uti\u010dnica za kabelsku nema dostup kabelskoj vezi ili da je ta linija uga\u0161ena prilikom renoviranja stana. Pomi\u0161lja\u0161, Dobro<em> zaKaj<\/em> \u0107e mi uop\u0107e ta \u2018glupa\u2019 televizija? Ali u parku pod prozorom spava\u0107e sobe do dugo u no\u0107, svake no\u0107i (a vikendom posebno) divljaju <em>\u0161tudenti<\/em>, pa ne mo\u017ee\u0161 spavati, a toliko si \u010ditao \u010ditav dan, da ne mo\u017ee\u0161 vi\u0161e \u010ditati, pa <em>bi rad<\/em> iz kreveta gledao filmove na FOX Movies i grickao kokice\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tehni\u010dar se sprema oti\u0107i i ti mu jo\u0161 jednom pokazuje\u0161 na razdjelnik u dubini ugradnog\u00a0 ormara\u2026 Prijekim pogledom stru\u010dnjak ti poka\u017ee \u0161to misli o tome \u0161to nema\u0161 ljestve i \u0161to ina\u010de nisi tehni\u010dki stru\u010dnjak, kao on. Onda rije\u0161i ono \u0161to je trebao odmah rije\u0161iti (ono \u0161to je uzrokovalo i prekid interneta, s po\u010detka cijele pri\u010de) i \u010dini se da TV radi! Izabere\u0161 omiljeni program, a preko sredine ekrana natpis: <em>Niste naro\u010dniki ovega programa. Za naro\u010dilo pokli\u010dite brezpla\u010dno \u0161tevilko 080\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Onda zove\u0161 broj memoriran na speed dialu i tri dana gleda\u0161 plavu obavijest. Na kraju ka\u017eu da \u0107e ponovno do\u0107i tehni\u010dar, a ti pita\u0161 mo\u017ee\u0161 li sam podi\u0107i taj prijemnik (zove\u0161 s fiksnog telefona, navodi\u0161 adresu). I oni odobre! Sutra opet zove\u0161 da provjeri\u0161, Je li to<em> mo\u017eno<\/em>?? <em>Mo\u017eno je<\/em>! Onda do\u0111e\u0161 u poslovnicu i, naravno, <em>NI MO\u017dNO<\/em>!!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nakon \u017eustre diskusije i za\u017eeljenog dobrog dana, zove\u0161 <em>brezpla\u010dnu \u0161tevilku<\/em> da provjeri\u0161 <em>zaKaj, AMPAK NI\u010c NIH\u010cE NE VE<\/em>! Ali poslat \u0107e <em>tehnika<\/em>\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Iz Ljubljane, 20.4.2012., <strong>Vendi Juki\u0107 Bu\u010da<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">P.S. Ovo pi\u0161em da se ne &#8216;jezite&#8217; kad vas va\u0161i\u00a0 &#8216;telemahi\u2018 i &#8216;telekomi\u2018 i \u2018telezbori\u2019 potaknu da ka\u017eete (u sebi) ono \u0161to &#8216;ne smijete re\u0107i\u2018, pa pomislite: To je mogu\u0107e samo kod nas. Tje\u0161ite se. Nije.<\/p>\n<div id=\"fb_share_1\" style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px;\"><a name=\"fb_share\" type=\"box_count\" share_url=\"http:\/\/film-mag.net\/wp\/?p=1246\" href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php\">Share<\/a><\/div><div><script src=\"http:\/\/static.ak.fbcdn.net\/connect.php\/js\/FB.Share\" type=\"text\/javascript\"><\/script><\/div><div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jedva \u010dekate u Europu? Slovenija je ve\u0107 tamo. A ja sam u Sloveniji. I sve je OK, \u0161to se ti\u010de bitnih stvari, \u010dak me ni skupo\u0107a ne slama (do\u0107i \u0107e to i u Hrvatsku), ali tu su male stvari koje mogu zagor\u010dati \u017eivot. \u0160to, Internet da je mala stvar? Dakle, eno vpra\u0161anje (pitanje) &#8211; kako [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1249,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}","footnotes":""},"categories":[55,81],"tags":[265,193,262,15455],"class_list":["post-1246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-moram-vam-reci","category-stvarnost","tag-internet","tag-moram-vam-reci-2","tag-telemach","tag-televizija"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Moram vam re\u0107i: MUKE PO TELEMACHU [Vendi Juki\u0107 Bu\u010da] - FILM-mag.net<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/film-mag.net\/wp\/?p=1246\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Moram vam re\u0107i: MUKE PO TELEMACHU [Vendi Juki\u0107 Bu\u010da] - FILM-mag.net\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Jedva \u010dekate u Europu? 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